Men

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.

Q: What do men and tile floors have in common?
A: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years.

HIM: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
HER: "Because you're never home when it happens."

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women?
A: Exchange him.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know. It's never happened.

Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are too small.

Q: Why did God create men?
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Q: Why are men like public toilets?
A: They're always vacant, engaged or full of shit.

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.

Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.

Q: Why are blond jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A: Half an hour of begging.